Introduction: In this article, Mary Harrell-Sesniak shares some of the odd and humorous names she’s run across while researching family history in old newspapers. Mary is a genealogist, author and editor with a strong technology background.
Like anyone else, genealogists enjoy a good laugh. Sometimes, when searching through old newspapers, we run across an old article or announcement that provides a welcome chuckle. This can be especially true with some of the old names we find while doing our genealogy research, such as those shown in this Blog post.
Some people seem to think that my own last name is “funny”—to be polite, they often comment that my hyphenated name is “unusual.”
If you think about the name “Mary Harrell,” it somewhat rhymes. Some people find that funny—although it’s an honorable name, and one that suits me well! And I’ve always said: if someone can spell my name correctly, he or she would make a wonderful proofreader!
I often wonder how other families select their children’s names, especially when I encounter people’s names that seem more unusual than mine. Certainly the baby name choices affect the children throughout their lives—and when one has to deal with an unusually outrageous name, hopefully the child will grow up with a good sense of humor.
Preserved Fish
Take, for example, the name Preserved Fish.
Throughout history there have been numerous people by this moniker, including the Preserved Fish who married Mary Shepherd in 1840. The writer of their 1840 matrimonial notice reported:
“Not the first time that a Shepherd has hooked a fish. The victim is a great catch, for, though there is nothing scaly about him, he has plenty of shiners; and his nett income is immense.”
Harry Bear
Ever met a Harry Bear? In 1913, Mary Myers married Harry Bear in Hagerstown, Maryland. So Mary married Harry, and was therefore in good company. I counted 25 Harry Bears at Find-A-Grave, which makes one wonder what happened when any of these Bear families gives birth to their first child.
Were they subjected to this kind of fairy tale banter?
“So Pappa, how are the three bears? Was this morning’s porridge too cold, too warm or just right—or did Goldilocks come by and eat every bite?”
What about Byrds?
I’ve got a close friend whose maiden name is Byrd. Although she has a fairly common given name (Linda), her parents could have had fun with it. Have you ever heard of Earl E. Byrd, Lady Byrd, or Southern Byrd? And to take this further, there are even a few Byrds who were known to marry a Fish or a Bear.
Sterling Silver
It can be funny when people with unusual names work in related industries, such as tailors who were Taylors, aviators who were Pilots, funeral directors who were Graves, and Silvers and Sterlings who were jewelers. This report from 1961 notes that Mrs. Sterling Silver was a clerk at C. H. Lee’s Silver and Jewelry Shop, and that her first name was Goldie!
Kitty Graves
Along this line are various kitties, including Kitty Graves of Stephenville, Texas, who gave one of the “swellest dinners of the season” in 1900.
Nutts
Ever met any real Nutts? If so, it shouldn’t surprise you that W. N. Nutt was elected president of the National Nut Growers Association, or that Mr. Thomas James Nutty of Mamaroneck, New York, petitioned the court to change his surname to Nutley.
Ima Hogg
Here in Texas, we defend the honor of philanthropist Miss Ima Hogg (1882-1975), almost more than we do the Alamo.
She was the famous daughter of Sarah Ann “Sallie” Stimson and Governor James Stephen “Big Jim” Hogg, and a beautiful young woman. Her residence, the extraordinary Houston treasure “Bayou Bend,” is part of the Museum of Fine Arts and one of my favorite places to visit.
Here is a photo I took last month at the visitor center.
But let’s dispel the myth that Ima Hogg had a sister named Ura; it certainly isn’t true!
Kahaha Ka
Hawaii, our 50th state, has its share of residents with curious names, including Kahaha Ka. The daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Andrew J. Bright, she was named in honor of her uncle John E. Maia, who passed away after completing a fast of forty days. According to this newspaper article, her name means “40 days.”
Unusual British Names of People
In 1891, it was reported that the British registry of births has many names of “dull propriety,” but also some that put a smile on the clerk’s face. A few of these were Ether Spray, Foot Bath, River Jordan and Rose Shamrock Anthistle, “whose name must please any patriotic man.”
Weather & Holiday Names for People
There are also amusing weather and holiday people names, such as O. Snow, Mary Christmas and Chris Cringle of Cleveland, Ohio; Slay Bell of Merrysville, Ohio; and even A. S. Kating of Iceland—all distinguished guests of Richard’s Euclid Avenue House in 1878.
Genealogical Challenge
Other funny and unusual real people names that I’ve encountered in my genealogical research are B. A. Mann, B. A. Husband, Mother Hubbard, Peter Piper and Rose Bush. Do you suppose there is someone out there stuck with R. U. A. Crook or Justin Case?
It’s possible, but readers—perhaps you have uncovered more humorous name examples!
So here is your genealogical challenge.
Let’s see who can find the most belly busting, giggle producing, ridiculous or funny name ever to be found in newspapers! Share them with us in the comments section. Of course, if the name is too off-color, please check with us first. (No XXX rated examples.)
I’m thinking my Nantucket ancestors, Tristram and Dionis (Stevens) Coffin, had their share of death and dying jokes whenever someone in their family passed away!
“We’re going to need a coffin for Coffin.”
And certainly anyone by the name of Dunn heard “done” jokes, as was reported when Miss Gertrude Buell Dunn was “done” with her supposed soul mate, Ferdinand Pinney Earle.
Now that I am “done,” it’s your turn to share your funny name finds with us in the comments!
Great post, I really enjoyed it. We have common ancestors. Tristram & Dionis are my 9th great grandparents.
Thanks Mary! Judging from how my research, we come from a very large family!
I am not kidding; these were taken from official county land records when I worked as a paralegal:
Octave Piano, Marion Moist, and Welcome Beaney Barney
In 2009 there was an individual who lived in the same area as where I was working. He was indeed named “Justin Case.” And in the 1960s I went to grammer school with a boy named Rusty Bell.
My last name is Horn and you can imagine all of the nicknames I have received for that. Oogie and Hornican are two of them.
They called me Oogie like in an oiga horn. I wasn’t sure if my other email
went through or not. Sorry for the duplication if this is one. Shiner was also an interesting name like getting a shiner.
James, I feel for you, but you’re in good company. One of my sister-in-laws said one of the best benefits of getting married, was not having to see all the ways people misspelled Szczesniak, and after the family simplified it to Sesniak, it didn’t get much better — Sesnika, being a common variation!
My favorite name on my family tree is Barbara Cue.
I love funny names and share a passion for genealogy.
My own daughter is named Marena Jewel Thresher and has a shark birthmark.
I also favor haunted places and ephemera.
There is a Dr. Kwak, who is a psychiatrist in Ohio (http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-myung-kwak-3jbf4).
Also, several years ago a girl named Crystal Ball was consistently mentioned in the local newspaper whenever the school honor roll was published.
My father’s surname was Snow. We are descended from the Snow line who must have had a great sense of humor, as Frost And Snow was the father of numerous children, including Frost And Snow, Jr, Ice And Snow,(yes these were real names) Frostin Snow, Pleasant Snow, Awendy Snow, Hail Snow, Rainey Snow, Fountain Snow, and others. Now here are some of the surnames in my current line. My 2nd great grandfather Rainey adopted two Snow children, my Grandpa Snow married my 2nd Gr Grandfather Rainey’s grand daughter , Grandpa’s sister Maude Snow married Knoxie Hale, my sister Snow married a Rainwater. The Rainwater son named his daughter Laurel Rainwater. And my brother Snow married a Yoder so she became Debbie Yoder Snow. These are real people y’all.
In a story I read these names: Jett Black, Forrest Green.
Last names: Zucchini, Gotobed, Black-Smith. Bonerz, Cobbledick, Weiner, Chiapetta.
Names I’ve come across in the past: Cardinal Sin, Ima Hogg (mentioned in your article), Ben Dover.
Not sure how many (or if) of the names I’ve mentioned you can use, but I loved your
article and it made me think of these.
Julia,
Thanks for passing along your finds.
Glad you loved the article. I had fun writing it.
Mary
Brock N. Candlestick, Orca Whalen Boatman, Maisy and Daisy Fields, Otto Buss, Dr. I.V. Schatz, and a new favorite Frank N. Bean
Cherry,
Thank you for sharing these finds.
Mary
My dad lived in a small town with a family who had the last name Season. They had four girls and naturally named them Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.
Adrienne,
Thank you for sharing these clever names.
Mary
Justin Thyme
Ima and Ura Phigg
Ella Phant
Levi and Blue Genes
Rhaw Hyde
Tanner Hyde
Misty Waters
Kandy Kane
Bea A. Friend
Blew Bayou
Horace Voice
Knot N. Hear
Candy,
These are marvelous. Thanks for sending them along.
Mary
I love the eye-catching names!
Two former co-workers: Charlie Brown and Ben Dover. I had classmates named Adam and Eve in the same class.
I had an uncle named Theodore Roosevelt, and another named William McKinley. I think my grandparents really liked presidents.
Thank you for writing. I does seem that your grandparents admired presidents.
Mary
In doing genealogy I came across a large family in middle Tennessee named Measles. Another prize is Fortha July Patterson. She’s my favorite!
Laura,
Those are new ones for me! Thank you for sharing these fun names.
Mary