Take a break today and listen to this old country song performed by Dennis Warner.
Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7x1ETPkZsk.
You’ll need a pad and pencil to work out all the genealogy connections in this funny ballad loaded with connections on the old family tree. The song lyrics to “I’m My Own Grandpa” are below for reference.
Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widder who was pretty as could be
The widder had a grown up daughter who had a hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they were wed
This made my dad my son in law, which changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother in law, she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know,
but it really is so
I’m my own grandpa
My little baby then became a brother in law to dad
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle then that also made him the brother
Of the widder’s grown up daughter who of course was my step mother
My father’s wife then had a son, that kept them on the run
and he became my grandchild for he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too
I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know,
but it really is so
I’m my own grandpa
Oh if my wife is my grandmother then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my own grandmother, I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know,
but it really is so
I’m my own grandpa